i feel awkward because i know all of your names but i don’t think you know mine
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Fancy Meeting You Here.
everyone is awkward. i sometimes hate talking to people because i can't think of anything good to say so i think i'm probably boring to talk to. i enjoy being simple. i like funny things, sometimes i get really frustrated about life and i just come on here and like the shit out of things and reblog. it's fun.
i’m so cheap i buy youth sized shirts in xl so i can pay like $5 less
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my roommate is gone this weekend which means that i can sleep naked and sing justin bieber 24/7 god bless america
you gotta be careful cause when i did that my roommate came back a day early to me masturbating
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